So far we’ve met the GEAR HOG the FONZ Today we’ll introduce you to his gang, The Dudes and the Diva. There are many others that you will be familiar with so I’ve listed some here for you

1 High pitched kid
2  Splinter butt
3 The quite ones
4 Drama queen/prima Donna
6 The leveling nut
7 Reverend
8 LOADS OF MONEY
8 Tactician
9Mr fix it// or leave it to…

These are some there will be others I have only mentioned the types that stay in a guild. And, yes, I will do articles for all the above I hope you enjoy them and take them in good heart.

Some of the above are essential for running a well honed long term guild. Now when I say long term I mean long term not 6 months I mean years! I will go into these in more depth and in a far more serious style in a article about how to run a guild at an ulterior time. Ok, that’s far too long being sensible so let’s see who can we pick on next.

Oh! Yes! A personal favorite of mine. You see I’m a Brit I play only in U.S. servers, I’ve played many different game formats and I’ve been playing with some of these guys/gals for nearly 10 years (That’s a long term guild) and for the last 4 years we have been in wow.

Now we are in DOMINATE so, I digress, as I said I’m English! I stick out in vent like a zit on a preacher’s nose as he asks you for your vows…

The Diva

The Diva

You instantly know when the DIVA enters the game or vent they seem to ghost across the channel or screen. Their voice is very deep and very seductive and they hang onto the end of words just so…

Now without meaning any offense, so please don’t lynch me (oh cow boy thing going there). They are, normally, shall we say, gentlemen. They are perhaps more in touch with their feminine side, not that there’s anything wrong with that, more chicks for me.

Although there are some ladies I could mention as well who melt at the sound of my English voice in Vent. You can hear them melting into a puddle every time I speak and everyone just falls about laughing (including them might I add)

Or I’ll be explaining something in vent and they will ask me: “Can you repeat that?”
Someone else will say: “What don’t you understand about it?”
And the DIVA (male or female) will say: “Oh, I understand, I just wanted to hear Ani say it. I love the way he says [whatever]”

Now, it’s not just how they react to me and my voice, it’s how they carry that whole persona to their toon. You can always tell a DIVA by the way they act and talk in chat and vent. They are always sweet and considerate, always immaculately turned out toons.

And always a good player their manners and grace in vent and chat are a pleasure to behold and for me they’re as funny as hell. They’re not just great they DOMINATE but they do it in style darling.

The Dudes.

So one by one they join vent and you know its them because like a thief in the night they come in and drop to the pad (their channel in vent) without a word and leave the same way: it’s The Dudes.

The Dudes

They are so cool that they’re red hot,
I mean they have the lot, the hair, the talk, and swaggering walk.
Like a scene from west side story.
They’re in it for the glory with a flick of their comb,
Some poor n00b just got pwned.
Yet it if you meet one on one in vent,
Their vileness is spent.
Till the Fonz joins in,
Then the house is rocking.

Let’s face it they’re COOL with a capital C
And it’s no secret that their leader is Z.

I mean when these guys are jumping some suckers in for thumping [so cool that they’re]
Ice ice baby [ding dada ding dada ding ding] ice ice baby

In BGs it’s a tactical take down,
The other teams having a nervous breakdown.
The opposite team gets the flag to make it turn red,
But before they know it: they are all dead.
Ice ice baby [ding dada ding dada ding ding] ice ice baby

On the prowl high up in ice crown
They see a victim fighting on the ground.
From that moment his chances diminish
He’s in for a bloody finish.
Ice ice baby [ding dada ding dada ding ding] ice ice baby

Yes! They’re cool and they’re good,
But they’re no Robin Hood.
They aren’t in it for fun,
They just wanna nuke someone.
Ice ice baby[ ding dada ding dada ding ding ] ice ice baby

Now it sounds like they’re just parading,
But they’re the best at hard core raiding.
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Don’t get me wrong, don’t think these guys are twats,
Just take a look at the stats!
I mean these guys aren’t just great,
They really DOMINATE !!
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Just because the guys turned alliance,
They ain’t lost their taste for violence.
In case I didn’t mention
These guys are now DYSSENTION!!
Ice ice baby [ding dada ding dada ding ding] ice ice baby…….