2009
Brewfest – Alliance World of Warcraft Guide
Posted by Thundernudle in Achievements, Efficiency Tips, General Tips, PVE, Tips, World of Warcraft, WotLK
Brewfest is probably my favorite World Event in WoW. Why? Because it’s one giant party. You get oompah music, to obtain fun pets (who could ever forget the adorable Wolpertinger?), throw beer steins at Dark Iron Dwarves, and drink until you see pink Elekks. How could that not be fun?
But with all the things you can do at Brewfest, plus the massive amounts of people clogging up your computer, it can get confusing or even annoying figuring out how to do everything you want to get done. Below I have a quick rundown of the quests, achievements, and tips on how to get the trickier ones done by the end of the Brewfest week.
To Start…
In any major city, look for a Commoner (Human Commoner, Dwarven Commoner, etc) dressed in lederhosen. He’ll direct you to the Brewfest Organizer outside of Ironforge. Take a jaunt outside IF and look for the Brewfest banners to start things off.
The Quests
Once you get to the Brewfest itself and talk to the Brewfest Organizer, you have a choice of multiple quests:
- Chug and Chuck!
Do this one first; it is much easier to hit S.T.O.U.T. when you’re sober than when you’re drunk (in fact, it’s nigh impossible to hit it when you’re drunk). Pick up a Complimentary Brewfest Sampler from the table under the tent, target S.T.O.U.T. and toss it! I suggest you put the item in an easily accessible slot for you, rather than searching through your inventory for it.
Reward: 10 Tokens
- Now This is Ram Racing…Almost
This quest is designed to teach you how to use the riding reigns and how your ram’s speed works with Ram Fatigue. So first, read my quick tutorial on Ram Racing Basics: - Ram Racing Basics
Your ram has 4 speeds: Walk, Trot, Canter, and Gallop (the last 3 have symbols that can be found on your buff bar). Basically, you use your ram’s reigns, given to you by the quest giver, to increase the ram’s speed. The faster you go, though, the faster your ram’s Ram Fatigue (also seen on your buff bar) increases. If your Ram Fatigue hits 100, your ram is slowed to a crawl for the next 15 seconds. Walk and Trot each allow your Ram Fatigue to decrease, while Canter and Gallop increases your Ram Fatigue. Fatigue wouldn’t be a big deal, except that any quest involving you riding a ram will have a time limitation. When you’re trying to complete a Ram quest, the best way to do it is to either Canter or Trot the entire time. Steady yourself at a canter until your Ram Fatigue hits around 85 or 90, then slow yourself to a Trot until your Ram Fatigue hits around 50. Then Canter until you’re done. The trick to steadying yourself at one speed is to use your ram’s reigns until you get to your required speed, then use them once every count of 3. The only way to slow your ram down is to stop using the reigns and let it slow on its own.
For this quest, all you have to do is keep your ram steady for 8 seconds at each of its 3 higher speeds: Trot, Canter, and Gallop.
Reward: Opens There and Back Again, Bark for the Barleybrews! (Daily), Bark for the Thunderbrews! (Daily)

- There and Back Again
Simple once you’ve mastered the art of Ram Racing. Run your Ram to Kharanos until you can see Flynn Firebrew (he’ll have a purple arrow over his head). Flynn will automatically toss a keg at you as soon as you get close enough; you won’t even have to stop! Turn around and head right back to the quest giver (he will now have a purple arrow over his head, too). As you ride by, you will automatically toss the keg to him. Do this 3 times, and you’re golden. Don’t forget to keep an eye on your Ram Fatigue and relax to a Trot if you have to. Also, make sure you have an open spot in your inventory for the keg to land.
Reward: 10 Tokens
- Bark for the Barley/Thunderbrews (Daily)
Another Ram Racing quest! This time you need to run up into Ironforge and in a circle to each of the wards, plus the bank. Get back to the Brewfest and turn it in on time, and you’re good to go!
Reward: 15 Tokens
- This One Time, When I Was Drunk…(Daily)

You can obtain this quest from the Dark Iron Mole Machine Wreckage, which shows up after the Dark Iron’s drill up from the ground in the middle of Brewfest, which happens about once every 30 minutes. After defeating the Iron Dwarves (much like in Chug and Chuck!, pick up the mugs from the tables around the camp and use them, which will make you drink, then chuck the mug; you should have a fresh one thrown to you if you’re standing near the tables), a large cog wheel will be left behind, giving you this quest. Simply turn it in, and you’re done! It should also give you the Down With the Dark Iron achievement.
Reward: 10 Tokens
- Catch the Wild Wolpertinger!
Everybody loves Wolpertingers, right? Now you can have one of your very own! Head into Brewfest to get yourself nice and drunk (or obtain a pair of Synthebrew Goggles simply by asking for them from Goldark Snipehunter) and search around the areas surrounding the Brewfest. Find a Wild Wolpertinger, select it, and toss your net onto it. Easy peasy!
Reward: Wolpertinger Tankard (pet)

- Pink Elekks on Parade
Take yourself to the areas outside Darnassus, the Exodar, and Stormwind. Buy some alcohol (or again, put on your Synthebrew Goggles) until you see adorable pink Elekks wandering about the area. Target, then zap with your Elekk Dispersion Ray. Done and done!
Reward: 40 Tokens

- Direbrew’s Dire Brew
This is a quest you pick up from the corpse of Coren Direbrew inside Blackrock Depths. Saunter your way to BRD with 4 friends and once zoned take a look to your right. There you should see several Dark Iron Dwarves guarding a set of controls. Once you kill them, you can take the controls to the room where you’ll see Coren Direbrew ranting and raving. In the bar you’ll find the daily quest from the Brewfest Spy, Insult Coren Direbrew. This will allow you to activate and then kill him. The first time you kill him, you will be able to pick up Direbrew’s Dire Brew, from his corpse, which yields this quest.
Reward: 40 Tokens

The Achievements
If you check out your Achievements, you’ll see that the one for Brewfest under World Events is the Brewmaster Achievement. Most of the achievements for Brewfest are pretty straight forward and easy, but they also require you to spend your tokens carefully. For all the achievements, you will need 550 tokens in total (552, assuming you don’t win a Brewfest mount from Coren Direbrew). There are 2 dailies (Bark for the Thunder/Barleybrews, and This One Time, When I Was Drunk…), which give you 15 and 10 tokens respectively. Brewfest is open for 14 days, so if you do your dailies every day, you’ll end up with 350 tokens. Including the extra 100 tokens you get from the one-time quests, you should have 450 when all’s said and done. This is obviously not quite enough to cover your achievement expenses, but here’s the good news: you can sell items back to the vendor within 2 hours of purchasing them for a full refund (thank you, 3.2). So to get all your achievements done, you can purchase the items you need, use them, and sell them back to use the tokens for something else.
- Disturbing the Peace
This achievement requires you to wear 3 pieces of Brewfest clothing , get completely smashed, and dance in Dalaran. The 3 pieces are:
Chest (Dress/Regalia) – 200 Tokens
Shoes (Boots/Slippers) – 100 Tokens
Hat (Blue/Brown/Green/Purple) – 50 Tokens
If you’re going to attempt to get all of your achievements done for the final Brewmaster achievement, save your tokens for this one first. Buy all 3 pieces at the same time, get smashed, dance in Dalaran, and then return to the Brewfest to sell them back.
- Brew of the Month
This is a fun little item that signs you up for the Brew of the Month Club. Every month you’ll get sent in the mail a sample of a new beer; each beer will do something comical after drinking a few (you might start seeing sand gnomes, pink Elekks, or maybe even breathe fire!). It’ll cost you 200 tokens to purchase the quest item to become a member, so if you’re counting your tokens to complete the Brewmaster achievement, wait until you’ve done Disturbing the Peace first- you won’t be able to get your tokens back from this one.
- Have Keg, Will Travel
This achievement can be obtained in 1 of 2 ways: first, you can spend the 2 Tokens it costs to purchase Barley Hops. The Hops work like Preserved Holly in that it turns your mount into something more festive. In this case, a Brewfest Ram. Second, you can kill Coren Direbrew (with your Insult Coren Direbrew quest) for a possibility of either a Kodo or Ram to drop. The Hops is really the more reliable course of action.

- Down With the Dark Iron
Completed when you turn in This One Time, When I Was Drunk… for the first time.
That sums up the more confusing or time intensive quests and achievements for Brewfest. Hopefully this small walkthrough plus its tips will help you become a Brewmaster with minimal problems and irritations. Good hunting…and please…try not to stand on the NPCs!


















