noblegarden world of warcraft

It’s Easter with a Heff ref., although I guess we have to put up with at least a little no-so-G-rated in all of the holiday goop.  So if you don’t mind spending a couple of hours as a rabbit you might actually have a little fun with this event.

It’s really pretty simple.   I took a few minutes to research the thing and what I found was what you normally expect to find when it comes to advice.  Just odds and ends and nobody really boiled it down to its bare essentials.  But we’ll do that for you.

Here is the key – loot a bunch of eggs.  Let’s assume you have no idea what Nobelgarden is at this point.  It’s the latest holiday event Blizz added in patch 3.1.  Personally I find it the biggest time sink and most mind-numbing, but it may also be the easiest overall to complete.

Perhaps it really doesn’t take as long as some of the other ones, but since you’re pretty much just grinding around in circles picking up eggs it seems like it takes forever.  But back to the tips.

Head out to a starting area.  Horde can choose from Razor Hill, Bloodhoof Village, Falconwing Square and Brill.  Alliance toons run around in Dolanaar, Falcon Watch, Goldshire and Thelsammar.  Advantage Ally for sure on this one.  There are just a lot fewer folks on Teldrassil and certainly Azuremyst Isle.  Horde toons will have a lot more competition.

Once you get there you’ll pick up two quests: The Great Egg Hunt and A Tisket, a Tasket, a Noblegarden Basket.  The Great Egg Hunt is a repeatable daily for the duration of Noblegarden, the other is just handy as we will soon find out.

Accept both quests and then equip the basket you got from the Tisket quest.  Then make yourself this nifty little macro:

#showtooltip Noblegarden Chocolate
/use Egg Basket
/use Brightly Colored Egg

You’re here to pick up Brightly Colored Egg – lots of them – 205 to be exact.  So all you have to do is spam your shiny new macro and the speed boost you get from the basket will be up almost all the time.  The macro also opens all your eggs so you don’t even have to mess with them at all.  Run circles around the Inn at first to get a feel for where the eggs spawn, and then gradually broaden your search until you find a path to run over and over again that you like and yields a few eggs with each circuit.

Don’t turn in the quest A Tisket, and just keep the temporary basket.  We want to get all this done without wasting the 10 chocolates.  So just run around for an hour or two and then see if you’ve lucked out or not.

Honestly, it’s pretty much just get eggs until you have around 200 chocolates.  Once you’ve got 205, check your bags to see if you’ve gotten a tux set or a dress, Spring Robes, Spring Flowers, and Blossoming Branch.  If you do, you’re done.  Just hit up the Noblegarden vendor and buy your rabbits foot, and a Noblegarden Egg.

Now you can get down to completing the random-ish achievements that are left.  Here is a list, and they are pretty self-explanatory so I won’t go into them in-depth.

The only tricky one is Hard Boiled, and it’s less tricky than sort of a pain – especially for toons under lvl 50.  So you might read the comments at Wowhead on that one.  Other than that you’re all done.  We were able to complete the whole thing in a little under 3 hours on our first toon, so now that you know what to do and what not to do you should be able to Dominate this one even quicker than we did.